Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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