According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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