were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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