Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
