Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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