That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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