is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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