Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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