Well apparently he's into motor boating.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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