If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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