I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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