Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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