Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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