i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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