it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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