So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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