she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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