it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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