Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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