She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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