pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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