it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Boobs speak an international language.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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