I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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