He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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