Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The Olympian is in my bed
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