No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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