he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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