you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
