Christians are straight up FREAKS
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
no you cant smoke seaweed
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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