we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize
