birth control should be required to get into college
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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