The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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