That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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