shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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