Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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