I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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