Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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