My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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