can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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