literally had 100 drinks last night.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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