i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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