let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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