i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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