In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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