how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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