Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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