Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
