I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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