Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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