i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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