I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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