So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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