Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Alive.
So much puke
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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