found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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