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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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